MILF Alert

When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.

Two man-friends at a bar:

Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-

Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!

(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)

by raytk12 July 11, 2010

Chocolate Milf

Used as a noun. Also considered vulgar. In black history terms, a black mother I'd love to fuck.

"Damn, look at that chocolate milf!"

by FUQ!!! September 24, 2009

milffromohio2.0

an instagram meme account, known for spamming the most random stuff. popularized the saying "hey ladies im sephy" from the big bad bosses music video.
funny account and the admins are cool 👍

Person A: "Hey! Do you follow milffromohio2.0 on instagram? They just posted something funny."
Person B: "Shut the fuck up."

by myelinpilled October 25, 2022

MILFIA

Mom I'd like to fuck in the ass.

MILFs that travel in packs. Plural of the word MILF
Most likely the mom who is just a little bit too cool for her children's comfort. The type of mom who would loan her daughter a G-string and massage oil. The mom who sings "Baby got back" at karaoke while booty shaking to the beat. She knows all the words to "Maneater" by Hall and Oates, and one look at her tells you she is one. The type of mom who upon meeting her goes right into your spankbank whether you are dating her daughter or not.

Dude...you mom is straight up MILFIA...between her and her friends I killed a whole box of tissues last night.

by Shane C Gray February 22, 2011

MILFALEOPARD

Its a female that is hot enough to be considered a MILF but not old enough to be a cougar...

young female in cougar training but hasnt met age limit, so is considered a milfaleopard

by young one in training June 5, 2011

Milfag

Milfag is an expression of describing airsoft players who go hardcore milsim and scream commands at you, they are normally very fat and out of shape and dont look like they would actually be in the military.

Dude this guys actually being an absolute milfag right now.

by Truceacred June 11, 2019

wonder mifflin

noun. The curious, hard-to-define person at the office. Related to the act of naming all the people you work with to match people from NBC's "The Office." There are Jims, Angelas, Stanleys, Dwights, etc. And then .... you get to one you can't place -- that's the wonder mifflin.

Frank's a hard one. He collects knives so I want to go Dwight, but he's also really nice and has a good record collection. Total wonder mifflin.

by jberkj January 18, 2011