Minnesota Mallard Migration

When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.

John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.

by DXbuddie November 27, 2019

migraine farmer

A really tough course or other brain-torturing exercise, eg programming, advanced calculus or effective ventriloquism. Symptoms include poverty due to the rising cost of Advil and long hours crying and asking "Why the hell did I enroll in this?" to random strangers on the street.

Example 1

Tom: There goes Luke again. Ever since he went into advanced computer programming, he's been literally insane.

Jerry: Yeah, that course is a migraine farmer all right.

Example 2

Man, ever since I started trying to imitate Jeff Dunham, I've realized how much of a migraine farmer ventriloquism is! How does he do it?

by ABeefyRhino November 16, 2009

Migraine

Let it be said what the headache represents
It's me defending in suspense
It's me suspended in a defenseless test
Being tested by a ruthless examiner
That's represented best by my depressing thoughts

Clique member: "I-I-I-I've got a migraine, and my pain will range from up down and sideways."
Normal person: "Oh yeah dude migraines suck."
Clique member: "No you don't understand."

by Ayeeeeeeeboss September 4, 2016

Migraine

/'mî,grän/
(Noun)

It's you defending in suspense,
you suspended in a defenseless test
Being tested by a ruthless examinant
That's represented best by your depressing thoughts.

TØP Fan: "I've got a migraine..."
Normal Person: Aw, dude I'm sorry.
TØP Fan: No, I'm just singing tf?

by MarshTheTransBoy December 17, 2017

Migrainsterbation

Masturbating while having a migraine

Migrainsterbation causes too much pain to be worth the effort.

by Bunneh45 October 14, 2009

Migraine

A headache from a grain of spirit that is louder than all the others .

He had a terrible migraine

by Lane Diamond March 3, 2017

migratory pooper

Someone who will walk to a bathroom on the other side of their office building to take a dump, even if there is a bathroom closer. The reason for this is so that no one in their side of the building will know if they stunk up the bathroom.

Tyler: "I was going to the bathroom and in walked Steven. I don't know why he always uses our bathroom, there is one right next to his office!"

Ben: "He's a migratory pooper. Hold your breath if you see him in the bathroom!"

by T.R. Pooper August 6, 2010