Ment

Why you chop my chicken, you dey ment?
Nigerian Government dey mental.
When i lost my dad, i almost ment
by Angry Nigerian youth October 20, 2020
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Ments

Ments are ridiculous things that people say or do that are likely meme-worthy or necessary to make fun of.
I'm driving through the great state of Indiana during an ice storm on New Year's Day for the ments.
by AJKray August 14, 2022
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Phone-ment

When you post your entire life or fun experiences on your phone instead just being in the moment.
Girl 1: “wow this is such a beautiful sunset.”
Girl 2 “yeah I’m gonna post it on my story”
Girl 1 “you’re always living in the phone-ment
by piano August 17, 2020
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Emo-ment

I'm fine now, just had an emo-ment
by Firstnymo July 22, 2017
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mented

The positive opposite to the word 'demented'. In full possession of one's mental capacities.
"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Would you like me to repeat the words in random, alphabetical or reverse order? I'll take the aggregate letters of those words and arrange them into a palindrome, after translating them into Chinese, a language I speak better than Xi Ping Jong by the way. Dementia! I'm more fully mented than any man, woman, camera, tv or person on the planet, twice my age, particularly that deranged loser... the Dementiacratic candidate... his name'll come to me...
by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020
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hoe-ment

I have a boyfriend but I went to a party Shit got crazy and I had a 3 some when I woke up in the morning I realized I had a hoe-ment !!!
by Mina1602 March 24, 2018
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Infor Orni ment

a established drug dealer that is also a snitch or informant; a drug dealer who conspires and cooperates with local police; sells the police's drugs and/or police allow to sell drugs ; a person who gathers information about their friends/associates or strategically befriends people with ill will or bad intentions. A street pharmacist that reports their customer's scheduled activities, future/scheduled purchases, associations and locations to set them up for the police to investigate and/or eventually bust. a stipulated agreement between a criminal and law enforcement usually in exchange for immunity or amended sentencing.
A decoration; pronounced: infor-ni-mint
He said, "don't worry bro, i've known her for years. You can trust her"
His buddy replied, "idk man. i can't help but to notice a pattern. EVERYBODY that is around her or associates with her ends up getting popped. but she NEVER goes to jail and she is the one with the bag! Are you sure she isn't a

Infor Orni ment?
by BCakez March 16, 2022
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