See ya later masturbator!

One way to say "good bye" to your friends.

"See ya later masturbator!"
"In a while, pedophile!"

by anon908309809809 July 12, 2009

masturbatorium

An entire room whose sole purpose is for masturbation. This room may include porno, hand lotion and kleenex, as well as maybe a magazine stand (so you can use both hands, or switch off if need be). A wooden chair and some candles may also be present.

"That little room under the stairs with the sign on it that says 'Jack Shack'? That's just the masturbatorium."

by danielle April 13, 2007

Facebook Masturbater

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused

dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.

by titanboy2793 July 11, 2010

Maskurbation

To wear a surgical type face mask because if feels good, or makes others feel safe, but doesn't actually accomplish anything. To wear a surgical type mask incorrectly.

I saw a person wearing a surgical mask over their mouth but their nose was uncovered; they were performing maskurbation to make others feel safe.

by Scooter T May 14, 2020

Masturbator generator

A battery-less adult toy

My masturbator generator failed me tonight when I needed it the most!

by AmberLaine84 October 2, 2016

Masturbatorium

A room, usually a bedroom, where the walls are designed with faces of real or fake people, usually real people, that one can masturbate to

Radal playing GTA4 mods: Oh mein gott. Goddammit, Roman, what the hell is this masturbatorium or whatever, man?

by ♥🗺☠ August 31, 2021

self masturbatory

This is how you describe someone who strokes their ego or virtue signals (to and around others)

Bob: why do people keep putting their names on urban dictionary?
Sally: its ridiculous. Its self masturbatory

by The Feelgoods December 13, 2020