The stain around a woman's bumhole. Name given from Josh Barard Congleton Cheshire
Cheshire @JoshuaBarard
Cheshire @JoshuaBarard
by JOSHB February 02, 2015
Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.
Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?
Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!
Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?
Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!
by Nerofalco1 April 28, 2011
You first invite a random girl over to your house. Whilst waiting for her arrival, you eat marmite (on anything) until full, and drink plenty of water. When she arrives you proceed to go down on her. The naturally occuring stench and taste from between her legs will make you throw up all over her vagnina, and the mess will resemble that of giving birth and smell of marmite. Hence the name, marmite afterbirth.
I just bought a new tub of marmite and invited that fat stinker over from last week. she's gonna get such a marmite afterbirth.
by whiskeybravo May 22, 2011
When a person, after having a shit, wipes their arse on a friend leaving a thin layer of faeces giving the appearance of thinly spread marmite.
by Rob D Stag June 19, 2008
Jeremy Clarkson is a marmite man
by Bluekeys December 15, 2016
similar to these words. turd burgalar beef smokerass pirate queer bummer ass bandit
A sexual reference to anal sex and those who practice it.
A sexual reference to anal sex and those who practice it.
by Aaron Bostrom February 07, 2007
by tartanbeastie September 03, 2004