The sweetest boyfriend any girl dreams for, he usually plays the guitar, and enjoys to be with his girlfriend. Markus Hagues is a funny guy and loves to make people happy, he supports his girlfriend and friends through everything. He isn't scared to show his emotions because he knows hiding his emotions isn't what you should do. Markus Hagues gives the best hugs and is known for his successful relationship and talents.
by someone who isn't important April 7, 2020
Get the markus haguesmug. They are fucking gay nibbas who have been summoned by Satan to terrorize our ears with abissmal music.
Fucking retard: I kinda like Markus and Martinus
Incredibly smart dude: You're fucking stupid in that case
Incredibly smart dude: You're fucking stupid in that case
by Apehue December 23, 2019
Get the Markus and Martinusmug. A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face
by Big coop the dog September 26, 2018
Get the Markus Johnsonmug. the big baus of the yessirboi stwippa club, zoey and hailey simp, orge with nathaniel and queengay. whore+ cunt, niggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baboooon, JAemesss channy~, porn rapist, registered sex offenda/toi. turd
marku~ sama, thank you for giving me the hump ditty hump, it was my first, you are the best boifwendu i ever met
marku~sama =the big baus of the yessirboi stwippa club, zoey and hailey simp, orge with nathaniel and queengay. whore+ cunt, niggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baboooon, JAemesss channy~, porn rapist, registered sex offenda/toi. turd
-nathaniel~kun
marku~sama =the big baus of the yessirboi stwippa club, zoey and hailey simp, orge with nathaniel and queengay. whore+ cunt, niggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baboooon, JAemesss channy~, porn rapist, registered sex offenda/toi. turd
-nathaniel~kun
by ㄋㄨㄛ May 15, 2023
Get the marku~samamug. by Markus Ruud May 21, 2015
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by Penis_Expert June 23, 2020
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