manual deficiency

Lack of abillity to read the manual

< aKa> MySQL question: I want to take two varchar fields and return it as one column. My guess was : SELECT (first_name + " " + last_name) as full_name FROM table
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help your lack of manual deficiency

by BlueEagle July 30, 2008

manual spam

where you keep sending random messages to someone you hate by composing and sending. It can be about anything as long as you send that person a ridicolous amount of messages.

Friend: hey bro what the fuck u always keep sending me these stupid messages and filling up my inbox

You:manual spam sucks don't it.

by Pothsot44 October 27, 2008

Manual Flush

1. A method by which one might intervene when a toilet is about to overflow, often due to an atypically large dump clogging the fixture. It involves pouring water into the bowl to balance out the displacement which a typical or automated flush without clogging would normally do. One must act fast in such a situation, resorting to the use of a nearby trash can or other receptacle in which to collect water from the tub or sink and then quickly dump into the impending explosion of the clogged toilet bowl.

2. A rare hand in poker where the player folds, citing and displaying greater interest in masturbating than in continuing to play.

1. "Holy eff, how big was your fucking turd, man? That's gonna flood this place! Quick, do a manual flush!"

2. "Jeremy's always dope to hang with, but when it comes to poker, he's more into the manual flush and coming, if you know what I mean..."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

Manual Sanchez

The definition is the same as a Dirty Sanchez; however the act is performed by hand.

Gross!! it looks like you gave her a Dirty Sanchez!!
Oh no. I didn't want to get my peter all sticky, so I gave her a Manual Sanchez instead.

by Sparky322 January 5, 2015

Manual Boy

Cheap motherfucker that follows all the rules and does it by the book. Commonly used as a derogatory term and screamed in a British accent.

That Robin kid's a MANUAL BOY

by JuicedGoose August 10, 2015

Manual Boy

Cheap motherfucker that follows all the rules and does it by the book. Commonly used as a derogatory term and screamed in a British accent.

That Robin kid's a MANUAL BOY

by JuicedGoose August 10, 2015

manual plumbing

When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.

Guy 1: I just had the worst shit
Guy 2: Why
Guy 1: Had to do a bit of manual plumbing

by MrLogician July 9, 2016