T.F.M.T

Titty Fuck Monster Truck

a phrase used when one is excited, upset, or responsive to an injury.

'hey darrell, your new fuel pump for the trans am just came in!'.... 'well T.F.M.T! or titty fuck monster truck!'

by carson allen May 7, 2008

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T.M.T.

Too Much Trouble
Extreme laziness, possibly to the detriment of others or oneself. Gets in the way of self-expression, much in the same way eating a cake baked with apathy and perhaps a dash of aloofness would get in the way of having a healty dinner of vegetables where vegetables represent morality

an AIM profile and away message is T.M.T., Ima just hit spacebar

by kdiggityFi April 6, 2006

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G.M.T

An abbreviation of Gambian Maybe Time. Refers to the system of time used by Gambian drug dealers. This system operates through a synthesis of optimistic time keeping and sheer apathy towards the customer. Although a precise written system is difficult to establish due to the complex nature of G.M.T, there are conventional assumptions usually made about the Gambians estimation. Five minutes is usually interpreted as twenty minutes and multiplied accordingly. However, this system is unreliable as G.M.T varies by environment, weather, micro-climate, lunar alignment, location and must importantly, the amount of money that is to change hands. Rare cases have been noted where Gambians have travelled vast distances in times thought impossible for human beings when asked to supply over 1OZ.

"How long did Horus say"?

"Half an Hour"

"Okay, G.M.T"?
"Aye"
"Let's catch a film".

by Anoomalyman December 24, 2012

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P.M.T.

(P.M.T.) private message time.

when on facebook your conversation on a post gets a little personal you simply write P.M.T. to the person you want to talk to and they know what time it is.

by DR.jfg July 16, 2009

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