ass lurch

ass lurch, or asslurch, was born in the unmoderated forum of overclocked remix,(www.ocremix.com) when forums member "lurch" was told not to be an ass- "dont be an ass, lurch."

-an obnoxious, rude, crass, stupid, or otherwise offensive person.

syn: ass, asshat, jerk, dickweed, ect.

shut the hell up, asslurch.
go be an ass lurch elsewhere.

by Mystico October 18, 2004

lurch

To dance, badly. Typically applied to males, but can be applied to females in certain instances.

Bubba is a great lurcher! or Lets go search & lurch!

by Rxer November 15, 2010

lurch

The space between your hands.

I was fucked up one night and could feel my lurch vibrating.

by lumpstump May 8, 2011

Lurch

To tell someone your lifes story or to talk to someone about any subject for long periods of time without their consent.

Ryan lurched Carl on his first day of work.

by MysticWolf118 May 31, 2012

lean and lurch

Cockney rhyming slang for 'church'

I still have to go to the lean and lurch with my parents...

by Revvji January 20, 2009

lurch

to treat a women in the worst and most mysoginistic manner

Those girls had the audacity to make us pay for their food, so we straight lurched those hoez.

by Big L.U.R.C.H. November 12, 2002

lurch

The act of taking a shit at work.

I'll be back in a minute boss, just going for a lurch.

I had 3 lurches before lunch and I'm exhausted.

by One thong January 7, 2016