Texas Longboard

The act of engaging in intercourse with a teacher

Did you hear about jake?? He was Texas Longboarding with Mrs Jacques !

by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017

Adam Longbottom

legend; celebrity

Osama Bin Laden is a modern day Adam Longbottom

by coolguy2828 June 9, 2021

The longbow

A sex position where a woman gets spit roasted as she does the splits, one leg in the air with the man she's blowing holding on to her leg, providing some much-needed support. The position is appropriately named for how from the side, the woman's legs arc similar to the angle of a longbow, with the man holding her leg as the archer and the other as the man getting shot.

"Oh, bro, did you hear about Nicole last night?" "Yeah, man, I heard she did the longbow at Mathews' party with the door wide open for everyone to see! Who knew she was that flexible." "No one was more surprised than Alex and Dan, and they were on either end!"

by Curare the defenestrator December 16, 2022

Longboarding

An innuendo for sex.

We were longboarding in your basement.

by Geoffry69 May 21, 2013

longbody

A person who is very good with his hands very handsome man who get the Pussy wetter than ever and very goofy in the wrong situations

My nigga do not know how to satisfy me I need a longbody

by Longbody June 10, 2017

Longboard

A board that you ride down hills and get fucking hurt on it all the fucking time

That longboard just fucking killed me

by xXbrocode44Xx February 19, 2015

longboardgasm

Longboardgasm is when you haven't skated in so long tat it feels like your orgasming when you ride

Me: It was a year since i went longboarding

Tyler: yea when I got on I had a longboardgasm

by Boi_person May 21, 2016