glazing logs

While jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit; one decides to blow their load down into the shitter on top of their own shit.

Z:"are you going to be long?" Jeff:"Yeah, I'm glazing logs"

by Sonny Zee August 29, 2015

Logasmic

When something someone named Logan does thats amazing, it is Logasmic.

Logan: Dude I jump kicked over a huge ass garbage can yesterday

Babe: Thats logasmic!

by Logan Serman December 8, 2006

linkin logs

When your poop stacks up, creating a houselike structure, similar to using linkin logs (a popular kids toy back in the day)

I clogged the toilet with some linkin logs.

Someone left a burning linkin log house on my front porch.

by ThisIsNotMyRealNameSir December 11, 2010

Logeshwar

An awesome guy whose pp is massive all the other guys are jealous af the girls come after him the extreme extrovert and the cool guy in school who is popular

sudo urban logeshwar

by Kingotlog March 11, 2021

loged

shitting a log of shit out of your asshole.

AH SHIT!, josh you loged!"

by jordan burger April 27, 2011

Logistology

The science, study and application of the art of movement and men and materials on land, marine and air environments.

Practioners of the art are refered to as 'Logistologists'.

- Dude, where the fark did all those crates and boxes go?

- I dunno, go ask the logistologist. He's the bomb diggity of logistology, logistics and dispatch.

by Rig Ninja June 7, 2011

Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

by psylence July 11, 2015