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Locker Traffic

When someones locker is adjacent to yours, and they block you from getting to it, while they are doing the same to their neibghboring locker, thus causing locker traffic in the halls.
Man, i was tryin to get to my locker yesterday, but this dude was cutting of the person on top of mine, and i was stuck in 10min locker traffic.
by Smart Fart33 January 8, 2010
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Locker Room Mentality

When one is so entirely convinced by their own straightness that they are comfortable acting extremely sexual with someone of the same gender.

Ex. Jocks slapping each other on the ass after a good game, giving the homie a goodnight kiss, Kellyanne Conway
Alex: Did you see Brennan flirting with Joe yesterday?
Lucas: Yeah, dont worry, that's just locker room mentality.
by certifiedstinky February 28, 2021
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Caps locker

Caps locker is someone who writes everything using upper case. Usually they're dumb, misspell a lotta words and can't make a right sentence 'cause they can't speak English very well.
Caps locker: HEY PAL, YOUR MOTHER SUCKED MY BALS YESTEERDAY, IT IS GREAT SUCKER, YOUR MOTHER SHE IS.

Cool dude: lol, you DO suck.
by Tragicomic December 29, 2008
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Sock locker

A person who is smelly and disgusting like a locker full of gym socks.
Holy shit, that guy on the treadmill is a total sock locker.

I typed dick licker in my phone and auto correct changed it to sock locker.
by Oopsalberry October 2, 2014
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Fun Locker

"Yyyyup, she let me spend the night in her fun locker. IF you know what I mean?"
by Chet Biggenston July 26, 2015
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Murphy's Locker room Law

When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.
Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle
by Grute Man August 27, 2017
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lockerzed

When a site cannot handle excess server load from a predictably busy day. Derived from the infamous server load related errors produced during a prize restock on lockerz.
Yo man, I heard BestBuy was selling 40" plasma tv's for $50 starting at 1am online only, but when I tried to load the page it was lockerzed.
by SgtSquirrel December 17, 2009
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