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Lighter Leash

An ingenious contraption that holds your lighter to your belt to prevent others from accidentally pocketing and walking off with your lighter
Eric: You got a light man? some fucker walked off with my last bic last night
Jeff: For sure bro. You really gotta invest in a lighter leash
by Fuzzadelic August 6, 2011
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Lighter clutching

The art of casually yet unknowingly ending up with any and everyone's lighter that you come in contact with .
Me:: when we get in the party, if anyone needs a light,, you don't have one okay but.

You: why???

Me:if you whip out a will be gone forl life.. All my homies be lighter clutching.
They will use your shit and put it right in their pocket when they're done,
by QueenyOmygodess August 21, 2023
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cum lighter

When you put your cum in a lighter, then let a girl light a joint with it so she ingests your cum without her knowing.
Yeah she tasted my cum last night?

Oh she sucked your dick?
Nah I let her use my cum lighter
by 303hoodlyfe May 16, 2018
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ploddle's blue lighters

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.
Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)
by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 30, 2023
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lighter probation

noun -
1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
Last week Jennifer stole my lighter for the third time this year; she's on lighter probation for the next two months.
by R.M. Rem February 21, 2011
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all lighter

Variant: all-lighter

All-lighter, to pull an:

When you intended to pull an all-nighter but ended up falling asleep with all the lights on instead.
I was gonna stay up and study last night, but I accidentally pulled an all lighter instead!
by this-is-ridiculous January 26, 2012
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red lighter

term used to prevent drunk friend from hooking up with ugly guy/girl can be used openly without alerting ugly girl/guy of whats going on
dude i cant find my lighter, have you seen it? "what color is it" its my red lighter
by n1cK228 January 27, 2011
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