Two librarians that constantly monitor your computer activity. Making sure the person on the computer has no fun at all. (vultures)
by Anonymous May 1, 2003
Get the Rio Mesa Librarians mug.An individual, usually an upper level librarian or over-stressed college student who consistently targets their "hushes" in an abrupt, obnoxious manner because it makes them feel good.
I was in the library talking on the phone for three seconds and was hushed violently four times. This over-stressed college student I know must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.
by mpmcgrat October 2, 2011
Get the Vigilante Librarian Syndrome mug.The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
Get the Librarian Rescue Squad mug.You're doing a girl in the library from behind. Her hair tied up, glasses on. Skirt long and pushed up. Right before you nut she wheals around and clamps your cock between the pages of Homer's Odyssey and you cum on her tits.
Man, I went to the library last night and the bitch by the Dewey Decimal system box made me give her The Angry Librarian. I think I nutted on the part where Odysseyus shot that cyclops dude in the eye.
by Schimmel72 May 5, 2025
Get the The Angry Librarian mug.When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently stroke your red rocket behind them until you shoot your hot yogurt in their hair without getting caught.
The wife was pissed cause I wouldn't leave her alone while she read. So I acted like I left to give her some space. Just as she was comfortable and focused I gave her the ol' Sticky Librarian!
by Fat C April 19, 2022
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by Supergirlglue September 12, 2024
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I showed a friend a pill that I had found & was just curious what it was , but since she was a {pharmaceutical librarian} she of all ppl would know what it was, just by color & the imprinted numbers. She also told me how many mg's it was & possible side effects.
by Ginger~Snapp72 February 15, 2020
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