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Lettuce

Lettuce is a green and wet just like me.
This lettuce is as good as your ass.
by Ewilly April 22, 2020
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LETTUCE

A green dithered thing that screams at you and possibly drops disks along with that.
"Dude, this green thing just screamed at me and threw some disks on the ground."
"That was probably a LETTUCE."
by bmv/one August 12, 2020
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Lettuce

Lettuce, you eat it, you eat it with food and in salad. it is very tasty, very good.
Hey what do you want in your subway sandwich?
Lettuce.
by LunarDev April 26, 2021
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That lettuce be tasty
by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 16, 2021
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when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey
"man i just lettuce"
by Snuugle July 3, 2022
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by DieselDeletus December 15, 2022
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A nickname for somebody who is good at a subject but doesn't think they are
The lettuce student kept on practicing even while he had the topic to perfection.
by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022
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