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Mars Landing

A Mars Landing is performed in the dark by transferring the burning remains of your joint to the tip your burning cigarette so you don't burn your lips. As you make the transfer, the small, glowing joint looks like it's approaching a larger glowing orb, like the "red planet" Mars.
"Damn. I'm burning my lips. You got a clip for this joint?"

"No. But you can put it on my cigarette."

"A Mars Landing. Good thinking."
by girthatron July 6, 2010
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a school that suck and is filled with snakes,clowns,hoes,sluts,snakes
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Alex Landi

An attractive, Korean-Italian-American male who stands at the forefront of the fight for racial and LGBTQ+ equality in the media industry. Landi is well-known for his role as Dr. Kim in Grey's Anatomy.
Alex Landi is so hot! His role in Grey's Anatomy gives me hope that one day, I will be recognized, not as an overachieving Asian, but as an inspiration to those of all races, genders and sexualities.
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what the ladies want

Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing
by Pete September 7, 2003
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Landis

Landis is a badass motherfucker who kicks ass and gets laid wherever he goes. People always think Landis is so hot
Oh I want to bang Landis
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hello ladies

what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys
by jimbob February 15, 2003
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ladies who lunch

Rich middle-aged women with no jobs or other meaningful way to occupy their time, who descend on upscale cafes around lunchtime to hang out with each other more because they have nothing better to do than because they like the company. Generally despised by cafe workers.
I don't know why Ina Garten has this "ladies who lunch" persona -- you know she busts her ass when she goes to work.
by Lady Csyde January 16, 2007
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