lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).

That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .

by Macncheezy March 31, 2017

lay the hairs down

to fuck: eat someone out: mainly to fuck

tae: “im tryna lay the hairs down girl so wtm?”

by xeyverse January 30, 2023

lay's it down

that is how we do it. this the way in which we do it. the act of doing something.

we do it this way in emporia cause that's how we lay's it down!

by kay "mf" jay September 18, 2006

quick laydown

The act of lying down for under 1 minute on a horizontal surface in order to recover from a highly energetic activity.

Dude, I gotta take a quick laydown after taking those 9 shots.

by Dfkman May 26, 2018

laydown larry

A term in car sales used to describe a customer who does not negotiate, but buys at full price. Customer is a laydown because he buys at whatever price the salesman asks him to.

"Mark just had a laydown larry. The guy bought the car at full price and didn't even ask for a dime off."

by Sunny Delight January 7, 2008

lingerie laydown

A ridiculous pancake in football. One where you end up on top of the defender with their legs flying up the air. The ultimate block.

Eric had so many lingerie laydowns that he practically raped the poor kid.

by Joefoe89 September 14, 2007

The Laydown Layton

Will you take a hookers dressing you pulled over her face after she’s passed out on heroin in encompassing her head her feet her ankles and under her shoes and she got away when she goes to stand up all it does is make your asshole Gape

Tuesday night Rachel really got the laydown layton!

by PulseChainGangRapingFame May 24, 2022