Laundergency

The situation in which dirty laundry has built up to the point it starts interfering with daily life. A laundry emergency.

Yesterday I had such a laundergency I wore the same underwear for the third day in a row.

by SirGrahamCracker June 29, 2009

money-laundering

Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.

I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Laundry Asshole

A laundry Asshole is someone who doesn't take their laundry out so someone else can use the washer and/or dryer. Usually found in college campuses or laundromats, though laundromat people are usually more alert to their clothes so they aren't pilfered.

Oh no, why did I leave for dinner right before my laundry was done? I'm gonna be a laundry asshole tonight I guess...

by N0where December 11, 2021

kevs laundry

Kevs laundry is an alternate way of referring to any type of drug / narcotic. Derived from a night out in Europe, when a house party was hosted by the legendary Kevin, being invited into the laundry out the back, behind a washing powder box to get high on his supply... Kevs laundry was born.

Bro, should we get some Kevs laundry tonight?

Yeah dude, keen.
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Might sneak out the back to catch up with Kev, interested?

Yupp

by Bannners December 28, 2018

Is it too late to do laundry

is it? its 2 o'clock in the mourning

its 2 in the mourning , is it too late to do laundry?

by Vanchezo May 16, 2016

laundry

The only thing that should be separated by color.

Unless you're talking about laundry, nothing is getting separated by color here. Take your racist ideologies out of here, and don't even think about coming back.

by Intelligence001 July 29, 2016

ft. lauderdale

Place known for mis-shapen tits

The pic above if you couldn't tell. "ft. lauderdale is the home of mis-shappen tits"

by Jamiexyz2 September 7, 2007