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Brown Lantern

A finishing maneuver when a man and woman are having sex. As the man is ready to ejaculate he jumps up, turns around and lights a fart as he finishes himself off.
Johnny and Debbie ate at a wonderful mexican restaraunt. That night Johnny gave a Debbie a brown lantern that absolutely blew her away!
by 0face! July 19, 2010
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lazer

Something that is to be charged, and then fired.
Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008
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Hoe Lantern

A hoe lantern is the hoe of all hoes. This hoe leads all other hoes with the light of a hundred candles.
A hoe lantern is someone who sleeps with your husband in your bed and then dabs on a little of your perfume on the way out.

A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.

A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.

Hoe lanterns... just the worst.
by np:) April 6, 2010
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Osu!Lazer

An Osu! experiment which is available since 2017. Made by Dean "peppy" Hebert. And has a lot more features than the Osu!Classic, such as customizable UI placement, A lot more modifiers than the Osu!Classic version and much more.
Osu! player: Man Osu! is so fun! but I want a new major update though.
Osu!Lazer player: Didn't you hear of Osu!Lazer? It has a ton of updates by the developers of Osu!
Osu! player: So when is that gonna be released?
Osu!Lazer player: It's been available since early 2017...
by Pikakid_ March 26, 2022
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Ash-O-Lantern

An Ash-O-Lantern is a person who loves Ash Horne from The Midnight Beast an unbelievable amount.

A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.

They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.
Girl 1: Do you consider yourself an Ash-O-Lantern?

Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...

Boy: Hey guys!

(gets ignored)

Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..

Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)
by tipsofmytoes May 16, 2010
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The Green Lantern

The act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her vagina/anus then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.
Chris enjoys it when he performs the green lantern on a woman.
by kinky sabor January 23, 2011
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lazeroff

The worst, most potent foul-smelling fart ever.
Eddy: You've just let a lazeroff go haven't you.
Harry: Yep.
Eddy: Fucking hell mate, *opens window*.
by Eddy Wong March 21, 2008
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