landcraft

landcraft is a game in which you throw sticks at each other, and also arm yourself with sticks and have a sword-like battle. If a body part is hit it now becomes unusable.Usually played amongst stoned kids in forests.

Stoned kid #1:"holy hell how did u get that gash under your eye?"

Stoned kid #2:"Landcraft battle man."

by John Winston Lennon May 11, 2009

landarium

Just as an aquarium would hold water, a landarium is the same but just holds land.

Hey, just gotta new landarium for my chameleon, he loves it!

by Fredrico..oh yeah..that’s cool May 25, 2018

Hans Landa

An SS Colonel from the movie Inglourious Basterds (2009; directed by Quentin Tarantino, played by Christoph Waltz) who loves to flex his fluency in many languages (German, French, English, Italian), loves milk and is an über bingo no one can resist. People has a love-hate relationship with that charming son of a bitch.

His best piece of advice is "Attendez la crème".

"It is a pleasure to meet you, Monsieur LaPadite. I am Colonel Hans Landa of the S.S." - Hans Landa to Pierre LaPadite, Chapter 1 of Inglourious Basterds

by AleBasterd November 22, 2020

Landrew

A cute ship name for Andrew the the girl he likes

Omg do u support landrew

by Really? May 19, 2019

Landa

An uncontrollable burst of laughter.

Usually done in an otherwise unfunny situation where something unexpected has occured that has made a person laugh, believing the unexpected thing to be a joke.

This can make the situation incredibly awkward once the person stops laughing.

Landa: Mountain climbing? That's how you injured your leg- mountain climbing?
Hammersmark: Believe it or not, yes it is.
Landa: *Bursts out laughing*

Janet: I'm seeing someone else.
Todd: Who?
Janet: Graham Jenkins....
Todd: *Bursts out laughing. Pulls himself together*
Seriously though, who are you seeing?

by Todyo1798 September 27, 2011

Landry

Loved by african americans.

African American: "I'm down with Landry."

by Mrs. Anthony December 11, 2008

Landa

The most kindest person you will ever meet with a huge heart. She will always put others needs in front of her own to care for you instead. She is outgoing and very much so a social butterfly. She enjoys the outdoors and going on adventures with her friends. She is an amazing and beautiful person on the inside and out.

Landa is the most kindest person you will ever meet with a huge heart. She will always put others needs in front of her own to care for you instead. She is outgoing and very much so a social butterfly. She enjoys the outdoors and going on adventures with her friends. She is an amazing and beautiful person on the inside and out.

by Wild one 27 July 10, 2018