Labia thong

Similar to your average thong but instead of going through the crease of the buttocks the thong parts between a woman's labia lips.

This underwear is so tight that it's giving me a labia thong.

by TissueBalls November 17, 2017

Labia Fingers

When someone takes loose skin from the genitals (often from a scrotum) and squeezes them in-between the fingers of a hand, thus resembling labia like fingers. This is often photographed and sent via text message.

I didn't want to see Steve's labia fingers, but he sent me a picture anyways, it's clear that he has a lot of extra nutsack skin, information that I did not care to know about.

by labiafingers December 16, 2021

Labia minority

Women who are proudly and defiantly NOT a part of the 'vajority'.

"Hilary's too much of a virtuecrat to get my vote just because she has a vaj.I'll go with the labia minority."

"Hells yeah, and she voted for the war and lied about it. Let's vote for a woman with balls. UD would come up with great words for us then".

by Charisma Resistant January 12, 2008

labia crayon

feminine hygiene product, i.e. tampon

Is it your time of the month?! Bitch please, go stick in a labia crayon!

by lianlogan January 22, 2011

Labia pants

Thin dress pants, normally worn by the masses in corporate america. Pants so thin one can clearly differentiate labia minoira/ majora or penis and testes in a crotch grab that occurs during a rowdy lunch hour.

The antithesis of boner pants.

Labia pants are a must when having lunch with a hot coworker with wandering hands.

by High 5 July 22, 2012

Labia Sandwich

Wrapping those two fine, tender, swollen, moist pieces of female flesh around a throbbing, engorged massive piece of man-meat, then serving it up, usually with some intense labia "lip fucking" for the room to slowly suck, nibble, eat, or just enjoy.

Dude, I was in the hot tub this weekend with three smokin' co-eds and they started some crazy shit. This brunette laid over the edge of the tub sporting the best swollen camel toe I've ever seen, and says "Wanna rub your cock inside my hot pussy lips?" Who the hell turns that up?

So I'm basically titty fucking her twat and the other two chicks start pushing her lips hard against me. It was fucking amazing. And just when you think it couldn't get any better? One of the chicks starts sucking the brunette's clit lips, and the other one starts mouthing the head of my cock. FFsake! So while I'm stroking it back and forth, I'm mouth fucking her hard, and the brunette is getting awesome head and cock action.

When she came I lost my shit completely. It was a rockin' Labia Sandwich!

by RieverXXX April 30, 2012

labia mabia

the subtle feeling you wake up with that you may have gotten laid last night because you or your personal affects smell like vagina.

I had a wicked case of labia mabia this morning, but I can't remember shit about last night...

by rohahn October 27, 2015