flat lander

A person that comes from south of Interstate 80 to hunt in Northern Pennsylvania for bear or deer. Usually these people have unnecessarily large trunks such as Ford F-350s or Dodge 3500 series.

That flat lander shot a deer out of his brand new F-350.

by ZBall April 7, 2008

Lander

Lander is Danish slang for "Calender", where one would write information on important dates such as work schedules.

Vickee forgot when she was supposed to be at work because she doesnt believe in "Landers"

by Dnwlsh April 10, 2009

Lander Slut

an annoying person who finds it funny to ride the lander across the zombie map "Ascension" multiple times to induce sexual stimulation.

Chandler:"That faggot ass queef nugget nigger keeps riding the lander around"

Colton:"Yea what a big nosed, breathin' up all the white man's air lander slut"

by I smell Nigger February 25, 2011

Music Laundering

The act of using a recording software to record music from Youtube or some other free place to avoid paying for the music. This way it seems like you bought the music, when you really didn't.

I was music laundering and found it.

by Chainedtothegang January 5, 2011

Leander

A place where nothing ever happens. Ever.

"So, what are you doing this weekend?"
"What do you expect? I live in Leander!"
"Dude, Friends reruns again?"

by WannaGetOut March 21, 2009

Lander shipper

A person who ships Lander from RosyClozys 'The Music Freaks.'

Lander is a ship that consists of two high-school-aged characters, Luke and Zander.

"I know right! I'm such a big Lander Shipper."

by Dapper_Deer April 24, 2021

pussy laundering

When a guy goes out, meets a girl, he knows she's a whore, she knows she's a whore, takes her home, has her way with her and pays for it. Next day, he totally tells the whole story to the boys, minus the money part

Mike lost all his street cred with the boys when they realized he's been pussy laundering for months

by rhinoplast July 19, 2011