lotion emotion

Intense sexual arousal at an inopportune time, resulting in the urge in a male to go to a private spot and masturbate, often with lotion.

I got a serious lotion emotion from that married girl that trained me in on the new phone system at work.

by Staldo May 22, 2010

lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.

what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see

by lotion night every night March 10, 2012

Lotion slinger

Trampas

Trampas u gay ass lotion slinger

by Krusty soks May 3, 2018

lotion slinger

Dude that beat his meat and sling lotion everywhere

Lotion slinger is yo sling lotion everywhere when ur beating ur meat

by Jesus Christ my lord and sav January 19, 2018

lotion wars

having open your lotion from bath and body works, and squirting it at your bud.

Cierra blasted me with her lotion during lotion wars.

by redk103413 June 6, 2018

lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.

He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.

by Sewpz February 27, 2020

lotion sleeve

1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant

Has anybody seen Bill's lotion sleeve?
Never touch another man's lotion sleeve.

by MosesI November 20, 2020