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The Loin Cloth

To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.
Richy did The Loin Cloth last night, it changed his life.
by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015
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ablazed loins

When ones private parts burn for another
Girl 1: “he’s soooo hot!”
Girl 2: “you’ve got to have ablazed loins!”
by Fuckerfromtexas November 19, 2017
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smack loin

Amier and zaire each other’s smack loin every single day
by Therealfgd October 23, 2017
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loin's share

A majority of something desirable that is allotted to someone for either the attractiveness of their thighs, or for their willingness to spread said thighs for the resource-giver.
Having a trim shapely physique is advantageous in many ways, including often being allowed the loin's share of available resources in many instances.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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loin

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John: they took all my loins 😭😭😭
Amanda: hell nah they took his loins 😭😭
john: help me
by toiletshitter394 January 24, 2023
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loin-shark

A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.
It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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ConJoyin my loins

When a girl or women or guy wants so bang badly with someone so badly they question their very existence, they questioning are they even worthy? Or they question do they even have a chance with said person but are still willing and able to go on given it up for temporary gain or temporary satisfaction. Oftentimes Mostly mistaken for love at first sight.
(ConJoyin my lions:) that women. Wants to ConJoyin my loins!That girl wanted to conjoyin my loins I bad. She wants to conjoyin my loins so badly. She want to conjoyin my loins ever since the last girl who gave a fuck about anything that matters! Should I give her a chance to joyin my loins or not bro?
by Dadontayte April 23, 2021
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