by The slang helper! June 15, 2017

Someone that hears only what they want to hear.
Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.
Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.
Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.
Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.
You: "Can you tell me what format of longitude/ latitude this GPS device stores its locations?"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"
Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"
Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"
by Brendan Roche, Ireland January 17, 2008

1.One that gets their ear talked off by a subject that they could care less about, therefore, they pretend to listen by using certain words that make it sound like they're listening but in fact they are not paying attention at all.
2.Someone who spends their life in their own little world and just grasps one or two words from a conversation to throw back so people actually think they were listening. They actually have no idea what anyone was talking about nor do they care.
2.Someone who spends their life in their own little world and just grasps one or two words from a conversation to throw back so people actually think they were listening. They actually have no idea what anyone was talking about nor do they care.
Guy/Girl says: "I'm so glad that I got to talk to you right now because there are so many thing that you must hear about in my life right now."
Non-listener guy/girl says: " Mmm Hmm Mmm Hmm I Understand.
Girl/Guy says: " Do you really."
Non-listener guy/girl says: "I think I do"
Non-listener guy/girl says: " Mmm Hmm Mmm Hmm I Understand.
Girl/Guy says: " Do you really."
Non-listener guy/girl says: "I think I do"
by Quimmy650 August 22, 2009

by Aardvarkianisum October 15, 2009

when the D.I. began 'barking' he became incensed at those who chose to listen down
i chose to listen down when that fat ass began shouting orders
listen up! screamed the businessman, his people chose to listen down
i chose to listen down when that fat ass began shouting orders
listen up! screamed the businessman, his people chose to listen down
by michael foolsley February 22, 2012

by Long Leg Papa April 18, 2019

Joe: ay you heard that new mixtape purple codeine 26?
Oscar: naww is it off the bricks?
Joe: Cuhh..you should Deaf Listen to that trap music a-sap.
Oscar: naww is it off the bricks?
Joe: Cuhh..you should Deaf Listen to that trap music a-sap.
by 941sotathug September 16, 2009
