Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive squirts filled with colourful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok

by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020

Alexa Lights On’d

When someone comes over to another person’s house to have sex and then is just being a tease - the person who is being teased says Alexa lights on and tosses them into an Uber. 86’d kibosh

I had to « Alexa lights on » that one goodbye last night.

Did I just get Alexa Lights On’d?

by Mmmstorm June 28, 2018

Red led lights

When someone has red led lights that means that they are in a sexual mood

“ I walked in and saw the red led lights on. I insta rly knew what that meant”

by Genius yktv March 25, 2020

Kill The Lights!

When you hide under you crushes bed and wait for her to go to sleep.

Nigge 1 - Yo bro why are you in a good mood

Nigge 2 - It's nothing all I did with my girl is Kill The Lights!
Nigge 1 - You don't have a girlfriend

Nigge 2 - Don't worry about it

by Omg Daddy October 13, 2021

red led lights

red led lights are a sigh of someone that is h0rny/ sexual mood

“i facetimed my boyfriend and he had his red led lights on, i knew i had to come over”

by guavas130456 January 29, 2021

northern lights

Someone who is magical, someone whos beauty is encapsulating someone whos eyes you could get lost in for hours at a time, someone who you get glued to...like you might never see something as amazing again, someone who is so unique and rare that they can only be compared to the beauty and angelic like state of the northern lights

Grace is just like the northern lights she is so beautiful i love it..i love her

by Clark ben October 15, 2023

Jiggaboo Christmas Lights

When a group of police cars gather in a predominatley black neighborhood around the crack house and all have their lights on.

Looks like Jiggaboo Christmas lights outside. Rev Al, did you get that crack pipe from Santa?

by Martin Luther Seymore February 6, 2009