Lego

Your worst Fucking nightmare. A weapon of mass Fucking Destruction. Powerfull enough to Destroy a continent. Oh and it hurts like shit when you step on it

Mom: Jimmy get over here
Jimmy:(runs around a corner and dumps legos on floor)

Mom:(steps on legos and DIES)
Jimmy: YES MY TRAP WORKED!!.....mom? MOM?! NOOOOOOOOOO!

by BADASS TIGER December 11, 2019

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I used to know a black guy who talked like this. He would say to a woman "Lego this way" and she would reply with something like "Lego of me!" I don't know why the guy left the letter t out of everything he said. He seemed like a nice guy.

You heard her, she said lego. Lego.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2017

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A singular form of the noun 'Legos.' Legos are many interlocking bricks that are used to build many things, and the only limit is your imagination! Side effects of using Legos may include pain in feet, loss of Legos, Legos being eaten by small children or animals, or creations being destroyed by careless family or friends. Do not use Legos if you are drunk or have poor vision. Always pick up every single Lego you play with, as not following this safety rule may lead to side effects listed above.

Person 1 "Dude! I can't find one of my Legos!"
Person 2 "I'll help you look... I don't see - OW! Found it."

by Kitkatz77 March 23, 2016

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A military device that is used to cause immense pain and even cripple an enemy when stepped on. Can also cause death if stepped on while barefoot.

As a threat: "I hope you step on a Lego!"

by Fantastic Fern November 22, 2018

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When multiple bros chain anal sex together in a straight line. Either standing or laying down on stomaches, backs, or sides. Therefor "stacking" each other, like Lego pieces.

Hey bro, did you hear Chad and Dom went legoing without us last night?
Fuck bro, I heard they got to 3 pieces.

by dojobros69 February 01, 2017

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