lactomongulate

To destroy the open half of the milk carton so badly that you are forced to use the ILLEGAL side.

I was so thirsty and trying to get into my drink that i fucked up the side saying "Open Here" . I was forced to lactomongulate the illegal side!

by Bradis February 20, 2008

lacto coagulation

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut

How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!

by HEPchi July 1, 2009

lacting up

When a breastfeeding woman's breasts are bothering her as in being sore or uncomfortable in any way due to milk production.

My wife's left breast has been sore and not producing enough milk for baby these last few days. I wish it would stop lacting up so that I don't have to hear her whine anymore.

by Apexkilla December 23, 2010

lactating boner geyser

A Male specimen having an incredible orgasm.

Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser

by Schwing33 May 31, 2015

lactivity

Lacking activity

His weekend was full of lactivity, he was a complete couch potato.

by EnigmaPDX April 6, 2016

Lactose Snob

A person that has not been clinically diagnosed as lactose intolerant but has fabricated a self diagnosis. The onset of Latosce Snob is usually the result of a traumatic event such as shitting oneself as a grown man.

I havnt shit myself since I stopped eating dairy.

Bro, youre a Lactose Snob!

by BuckinChuck July 14, 2018

the lactose intolerant friend

The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.

Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."

by MMMmonkeys March 4, 2021