kurtis

he really really likes alex

kurtis he really really likes Alex and wants her in his bed

by bbiggest pp August 10, 2021

Kurtis

Kurtis, a versatile and elegant garment, blend traditional charm with modern sophistication. Celebrated for their comfort and ability to flatter every body type, Kurtis are crafted from luxurious fabrics like cotton, silk, georgette, and linen. The intricate designs and vibrant colors make Kurtis visually delightful, with options ranging from simple patterns to elaborate, richly embroidered motifs. A standout feature of Kurtis is their adaptability; effortlessly styled for both casual and formal occasions, they pair well with leggings, palazzos, or jeans, transitioning seamlessly from daywear to evening elegance. Neckline and sleeve variations, including mandarin collars, boat necks, and bell sleeves, offer endless styling possibilities, allowing for personal expression and cultural homage. Kurtis cater to a broad spectrum of fashion preferences, appealing to the young and old alike, making them a cherished wardrobe staple globally. Their practicality is enhanced by easy maintenance and durability, ensuring they remain a favorite season after season.

Wow- He- He's such a Kurtis! an amazing bloke (pretty fucken hot too)

by Kurtywurty May 22, 2024

Kurtis Loomer

An anoing thing that everyone hates

Kurtis Loomer is a retard

by Kurtthedum dum January 13, 2023

Uptown Kurtis

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.

Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!

by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013

kurtis conner

an incredible commentary youtuber/comedian/musician who started on vine. he has a beautiful girlfriend named jenna allard, who he fell in love with after peeing on her roommate’s stuffed animals while cross-faded. the two of them have a silly little dog named kiwi. he is absolutely hilarious and everyone should watch him and become a citizen of kurtistown, because he is always uploading BANGERS! he never misses! he is often associated with danny gonzales, drew gooden, jacob sharpe, and dean hebscher.

person a: hey, have you seen kurtis conner’s new video? it was an absolute banger!!
person b: kurtis conner? i hardly know ‘er! 🤠

by yolomonster360 June 19, 2022

KURTY

A Kurt Cobain wannabe or lookalike poser or negative supernatural entitity summoned or conjured with an ouija board, etc. Could also be a wandering spirit or demon/daemon, egregore attracted to a fan's obsessive or witchy covetous obsession over him.

That's NOT Kurt Cobain, that's a KURTY

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Kurtis Palfrey

Booster Juice Inc. is a Canadian chain of juice and smoothie bars founded in 1999. The chain specializes in smoothies made of pure juice, fruit sorbet or vanilla frozen yogurt, frozen fruit, fresh yogurt and ice.

Damn, Kurtis Palfrey is boosting those juices like a champ!

by Whitemanhorse March 6, 2022