by Dawgo May 13, 2020
Get the dirty kurtis mug.Turdis. "With his nose in the air can detach from any circumstance that asks him to be fully present and accountable for words and actions" by calling it a "game" can mitigate the circumstances or context. allowing him to facetiously enter and leave adding virtually nothing but his presence to situations the equivalent of someone eavesdropping on a conversation. Some people just really like to be included in what's going on. A narcissist. Capable of destroying people and relationships a constant force of burden for the people around wondering how it became possible for the education system and basic human kindness to fail a individual. His objects of obsession, pretty much anyone who has a opinion that isnt positive towards him become tortured gangstalked etc for attempting to communicate. At some core level is probably a victim but when not succumbing to degenerate behavior is feeding his sense of Being God. Much to the dismay of the population who have bigger problems then holding the hand of the child man.
Goddamnit Kurtis.
by EXISTED BEFORE U November 1, 2021
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Get the kurtis mug.Kurty Bear is the most amazing guy I have ever met. He knows how to make me happy, make me smile, keeps me warm at night and he knows how to make me feel good.
He treats me well and looks after me.
He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.
He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.
We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.
He treats me well and looks after me.
He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.
He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.
We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.
by K_L November 6, 2012
Get the Kurty Bear mug.A true Fondy man. He loves eating cheese of all flavors, especially swiss. A great personality and if you get on his good side, he might even pull out the bald cap. Kurtis is truly a unique, one of a kind man. He is a member of the Fond du Lac Mug Club. A loyal and faithful man, except for when it comes to seeing his Gumar out at the bar.
by Tkroll24 March 30, 2023
Get the Kurtis Schwartz mug.He is a slightly tall dork who is a complete blonde even though he has dark brown hair, he gives his pets weird names like Mush and Krumpy and he always tries to make you do ridiculous things in the middle of the night like walk to his house. 🤦🤦
by 23rd Person October 23, 2023
Get the Emmett Kurtis mug.A Kurt Cobain wannabe or lookalike poser or negative supernatural entitity summoned or conjured with an ouija board, etc. Could also be a wandering spirit or demon/daemon, egregore attracted to a fan's obsessive or witchy covetous obsession over him.
That's NOT Kurt Cobain, that's a KURTY
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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