by That_weird_Cat_dude June 10, 2018
Get the Kurtis Hoffmannmug. Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.
Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!
by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013
Get the Uptown Kurtismug. Kurty Bear is the most amazing guy I have ever met. He knows how to make me happy, make me smile, keeps me warm at night and he knows how to make me feel good.
He treats me well and looks after me.
He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.
He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.
We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.
He treats me well and looks after me.
He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.
He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.
We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.
by K_L November 6, 2012
Get the Kurty Bearmug. A Kurt Cobain wannabe or lookalike poser or negative supernatural entitity summoned or conjured with an ouija board, etc. Could also be a wandering spirit or demon/daemon, egregore attracted to a fan's obsessive or witchy covetous obsession over him.
That's NOT Kurt Cobain, that's a KURTY
by anonymous December 23, 2022
Get the KURTYmug. 1. (Celtic) - also long form of ancient Germanic Tribal name Kurt meaning "the strong and brave." Also short form of "Conrad."
Four thousand years ago Kurt was a common name in the land of Britain, Ireland, Wales and Scotland. In the modern era Kurtis King is more likely to be found.
by yomankurt February 3, 2010
Get the Kurtis Kingmug. by MaximCrudes May 22, 2022
Get the Kurtismug. Turdis. "With his nose in the air can detach from any circumstance that asks him to be fully present and accountable for words and actions" by calling it a "game" can mitigate the circumstances or context. allowing him to facetiously enter and leave adding virtually nothing but his presence to situations the equivalent of someone eavesdropping on a conversation. Some people just really like to be included in what's going on. A narcissist. Capable of destroying people and relationships a constant force of burden for the people around wondering how it became possible for the education system and basic human kindness to fail a individual. His objects of obsession, pretty much anyone who has a opinion that isnt positive towards him become tortured gangstalked etc for attempting to communicate. At some core level is probably a victim but when not succumbing to degenerate behavior is feeding his sense of Being God. Much to the dismay of the population who have bigger problems then holding the hand of the child man.
Goddamnit Kurtis.
by EXISTED BEFORE U November 1, 2021
Get the KURTISmug.