ketchup

white people's hot sauce

Becky: Ooh, this ketchup is so spicy!

by aloha.nix November 19, 2016

can of ketchup

A girl who pretends to have her period so that she doesn't have to have sex.

Doug: Jenn is so hot!
Ian: Don't waste your time, she's just a can of ketchup.

by Urs V September 27, 2008

Ash Ketchum

The man the myth the legend! The protagonist of the Pokemon anime series that has been going on for 20+ years or so.
Every generation he has somehow managed to lose the Pokemon League but finally! Goddammit! God blessed us and he won...
God knows how old this man is now but he finally achieved his dream.

"You remember Ash Ketchum right, Nathaniel?"

"Wait a minute..."

"Didn't he finally beat the pokemon league?"

"Yes! Nathaniel you knew!"

"finally after 20+ years Ive grown up and lost hope.."

"..He didn't lose hope and his dream true."

"Fucking Finally! amirite Daniel?"

by PicklerOfWicklers October 11, 2019

Kech

Moroccan for "whore"

That girl is a kech

by Hodler9000 January 6, 2018

Ketchup pre-cum

the watery liquid that comes from the ketchup bottle prior to the actual ketchup. Similar to mustard pre-cum

I forgot to shake the bottle first and doused my dog with ketchup pre-cum! gross

by so fresh and so colleen June 3, 2015

Ketchard

Mustard and ketchup mixed together.

mustup is also an alternative to it.

Yo my Crenshaw nigga wants some ketchard on his burger.

by Sam Shelter October 15, 2006

Ketchup Everywhere

Typically a term used when a Mcdonald's worker by the name of Steve swings a trash bag full of ketchup everywhere then bails to clean it up at the end of his shift.

Oh, did you see Ketchup Everywhere? Yeah, it must have been steve.

by riceformvp October 27, 2012