Kobe

Every female's worst nightmare

Oh my gosh! KOBE BRYANT! NOOOOO!!!

by Erin July 14, 2006

KOBE

when someone or something is ridiculously great or fun

dizzam. i shot the j and i yelled "KOBE!!"

by big_dogg November 29, 2006

Kobe

The act of crashing into the side of a mountain

P1: How did Jonathon die
P2: He Kobe

P1: F

by Ismokeonthedevilslettixe January 31, 2020

Kobe

1. (v.) To rape someone.
2. (adj.) Piece of shit who sniffs butt pirate Rick Fox's gay asshole.

Man, I toally Kobied that bitch.

by fucklakers July 14, 2006

Kobe

He is the black Polanski

Kobe is goin to jail

by Rulaan July 14, 2006

Kobe

To die in a helicopter crash, or other unsafe vehicle with useless safety protocol. With or without knowing that is a serious possibility when taking flight in a metal can made airborne by giant samurai swords of death and really useless emergency protocols when a crash is imminent. ALWAYS check that your chopper has the proper "Oh Shit!" handles located in convenient, easy to access locations. Personally, I believe they do actually help. Not as much as prayer though of course.

Man that movie star died in a unpredictable Kobe last night!

by Toilet Dy-No-Mite January 31, 2020

kobeed

raped or sexually assaulted

man i got kobeed by that quinlan test

by vanila waffa aka da rock June 19, 2005