knock the buzzard off a shit wagon

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003

knock the black off yo ass

When you beat shit out a sucka nigga's ass...

When I was chillin wit my homies at the mall, some sucka nigga tried to bust so I knock the black off yo ass...

by Zachary69 May 4, 2006

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

let me knock them socks off

To describe taking a woman’s clothes off

What’s up babae. Let me knock them socks off ya feet

by Chivaputa August 29, 2021

knock the top off of an anja

To masturbate while imaging an 20 year old Slovenian is about to have sexual intercourse with you

I'm gonna knock the top off of an Anja tonight after chatting on the forum

by fish_n_smnb October 20, 2008

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

by looart January 4, 2020