knob

Someone requiring complete custodial care.

"You're such a knob!!"

by Billy February 4, 2005

Knob

An ignorant person who believes any damn thing they hear.

Especially if it contradicts Logic and Reason.

The stupider the better for Knobs.

Sheela: How can I turn myself into a Mermaid?

Me: You are a Knob. There is no such thing as Mermaids.

Sheela: I am going to report you to Yahoo Answers because you made me a sad Knob-Ho.

by Knob Killer October 6, 2008

knob

A public school name for the art of writing the word Knob on a piece of school property or somebodies prep without them noticing, knobbing has been known to occur at Magdalen College School for boys and at Eton.

Jimmy Knobbed Mr. Nolls Pot Plants.

by Jonny Church March 10, 2003

knob

A reference used by the supporters of Crystal Palace FC to describe another set of South London supporters, the Charlton fan.

For years, the Charlton supporter (or Clown as they are commonly known) has tried to bait and bully their way into a rivalry with their neighbour (who already have a deep and ancient rivalry with Millwall FC and Brighton & Hove Albion FC) but the worst insult anybody could think of on the Crystal Palace side was 'knob' as the Palace supporter really cant bring themselves to hate them.

Look at that Clown knob trying to pick a fight with that caravan salesman.

by Jay Simon October 2, 2007

Knob

Its a different way to say noob

You are such a knob

by Abagofmemes September 19, 2017

knob

Noob-newbie

some one with little experience

you r such a knob you should die

by tehkoko June 4, 2005

Knobbed

When you go to someone's house and rub your ass in their door knob but they turn the knob while your ass is still on the other side if the door and it got pushed into your anus

"Why did you have to get a Tetinus shot?"
-"dude I go knobbed"

by Nigga Kate March 22, 2014