knifedildo

A device in which one end is a large, penis-shaped dildo, while the other end is a 7-inch steel blade.

Girl: "I haven't been able to walk since I used the knifedildo."
Guy: "Which end did you use?!"

by Derek Longass February 11, 2010

Lane Kiffin'ed

When someone french kisses your asshole and then they spit in your mouth when they are done.

Hey Dwight, didn't get that raise you wanted? Looks like you got "Lane Kiffin'ed!"

by masakeroe January 28, 2010

with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

Fork knife

Another way to say the game “fortnite”

Aye I’m finna play some fork knife

by Yungdash July 2, 2018

butter knifing

Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.

Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?

by Tedfordish February 4, 2012

JACK KNIFE TEA PARTY

Try this if your girl is really flexible!!This is done when you're standing up & having sex doggie style, your girl then procedes to bend further down & put your sack in her mouth for a tea bag!!

JACK KNIFE TEA PARTY IS DOGGY STYLE WITH A TWIST!!

by TANK & BIG BOSS May 1, 2009

issa knife

Short for "is a knife"

This tattoo Issa knife

by Savagelitsavage February 13, 2017