the Kirk

A decidedly better nickname for Albuquerque, NM. An alternative to the lame names like Burque, the 505, Albucracky, etc.

After Aliens kidnapped me down in Roswell and forced me to eat at a diner in Truth or Consequences and to talk to new age women in Santa Fe about awesome paintings of women hugging coyotes under the moon, I'm so ready to get back to the Kirk.

by G.LO. July 4, 2005

Kirk

Someone who can screw up something particularly on a farm that's completely incomprehensible. Sometimes also used as an adjective for massive screw ups in the Michigan area

Boy you really KIRKED that up ol son!!

by Kfarm90 August 29, 2020

Kirked

To be touched inappropriately while one is passed out from drugs and/or alcohol.

Apparently last night when I was blacked-out drunk, some girl kirked me.

by MirandaRools February 11, 2009

Kirk

A prick that overreacts to everything and crys to much and doesn't like to come out in Newcastle after collage

Kirk is a hypochondriac

by Bilbobagginsdmncjdvn January 12, 2015

kirked

To be slapped as hard as effin possible in order to be shut up, most oftenly "kirked" are blonde bitches or boys with girl names.

EX1
Blonde bitch- " baby what are you getting me for my b day?"

Guy- " it's stupid questions like that that get you kirked"
EX2
BADASS- "KIRK!!"
Boy with girl name- "nigga damn!!"

by facialxD February 22, 2010

kirk

to be drunk. Or to skip and dance whilst others walk/run

Man, you o.k? You are acting like Kirk after his 3 bottles of whiskey

by Booth July 30, 2006

kirk

To get shit face drunk. Alchohol Poisening must be a factor, potentialing loosing pulse for a period of time, but still surviving the overall experience.

"Shit man, I pulled a Kirk the other night at the football game."

by roc-K April 19, 2006