Kim Jong-Un 

The North Korean leader that's gonna nuke you at any moment.

Perry: Yo did you hear of that North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un

Jared: Yeah he's about to nuke the U.S.

Kim Jong-Un by BlackNipper April 23, 2020

Kim Jong-un 

The supreme leader of North Korea. Interests consists of: listening to Katy Perry's "Firework", drinking Margaritas, and strolling aisle to aisle in North Korea's "grocery stores." Death caused by missile shot at his chopper while Jenny Lane's Firework cover in the background. Also, this all took place in the movie, "The Interview."

Person 1: So you want us to kill the supreme leader of North Korea?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Holy shit, we need to kill Kim Jong-un

Kim Jong-un by UserNameTV January 1, 2015

Kim Jong-Un 

The crazy leader of North Korea who loves to intimiade the US and all the other Western Block countries by threatning to drop an atomic bomb on them at least once every day. His efforts, however, make the US laugh. Also, he does not really care about his people and leaves them very thin and underfed.
North Korea would collapse economically if it weren't for China's economic support. The army also uses very outdated WW2 equipment. China originally used them as a puppet state, but now N. Korea is looking as more of an embarrasment than anything else.

Guy 1: Who is Kim Jong-Un?
Guy 2: A *bleep* idiot. Need I say more?
Guy 1: He's the leader of North Korea, right?
Guy 2: Yeah. More like the only man still standing in that country.

Kim Jong-Un by Glflegolas April 23, 2014

Kim jong-un 

HE IS A BIG ASS FUCK HEAD WHO DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD.
KIM JONG UN SHOULD GO ON A DIET THAT WERE HE EATS ONLY 1/100,000,000,000 DOG BISKET A DAY
HE IS A FAT UGLE MOTHER FUCKING LITTLE SHIT HEAD WHO SHOULD KILL HIMSELF

AND HE IS ALSO A LITTLE FAT GUY THAT HAS A SMALL DICK AND DIDN'T SUCCSEED

BOMBING USA.HE TRYED FUCKING HIS MOM BUT FAILED INSTED KILLING HER OVER HIS FAT ASS BUT AND FLAB.

Kim jung un : "I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHO WHANTS TO BOMB THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD LIKE I SAID I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

KIM JONG UN'S MOTHER "YOUR RIGH YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT LITTLE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH"
kim jong-un *died*

Kim jong-un by AYOOOOITLAYLA March 8, 2023

Kim Jong-un 

The world’s most noteworthy dictator who is forever surrounded by a cadre of serious-looking note-takers whenever he goes around the country, who wants to appear like the most caring leader ready to give a listening ear to his starving-looking or undernourished people.

Imagine Earth being a politically apathetic planet sans rogue leaders like Kim Jong-un, Donald J. Trump, and Vladimir Putin.

Kim Jong-un by MathPlus December 13, 2022

Kim Jong-Un 

Rhyming slag for wrong-un, i.e. wrong hole, i.e. anus.

The sentence "My wife won't let me do her up the Kim Jong-Un." would be shortened in rhyming slang parlance to "The Trouble won't let me do her Kim."

Kim Jong-Un by F5 F5 F5 forgot his password December 25, 2011

Kim-Jong-Un

An exclamation when you have a big shit, "Really big one that hurts your anal". Instead of growling while shitting, say "Kim-Jong-Un!!!"

eg. (You're sitting in a lavatory shitting a bloody big one)... Kim-Jong-Un!!!!

Kim-Jong-Un by Jap Chap with English Knack September 28, 2018