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a car with modifications on it to make it look fast when it isnt. they are usualy about 15 to 10 years old and are driven mainly by gay, weak scallys who cant read and think they can beat up everyone cos they can drive and actually like dance music
some gay scallys were driving their kev car and it was so crap it fell apart
kev car by matt July 2, 2003

Kev's TV 

also see: Nero's Flute, to incredulously spend on incessent opulence (e.g the worlds biggest TV)
man that sumo wrestler is so Kev's TV!
Kev's TV by AquaGen September 16, 2003

Kev Raid 

The art of raiding the liquor cupboard of anything that can be used at party.

Old Folk Tale:

Suposidly created by an english lengend who migrated to New Zealand who comenced a "Kev Raid" on his cupboard finding two bottles of magic Baileys that lasted forever when he then took them to twelve consecutive parties.
"holy shit i swiped a bottle of voddy on a kev raid last night"
Kev Raid by Dizposible November 26, 2006
great definition matt. kev cars usually have big bore exhausts and alloy wheels. these don't suit the car at all and usually make it slower. this has its effect and when it breaks down the scallys think its hard to push the car along
god that kev car is so crap it may as well break down
kev car by chinko December 8, 2003

Kev Houst Style 

One of the most rediculous ways to wear a baseball hat. The hat must be perched on the top of your head.
It's kev houst style day today at the ballpark
Kev Houst Style by Andrew.. March 11, 2010

kev the sack 

Originated when asked how good Kev was in bed last night. Now a common phrase associated with someone called Kevin who brings joy and humor to all.
Ahhhhh man Kev the sack is a total legend!!!