Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter

When you overindulge on popcorn either at home or at the movies. Then have to drop a duce and the terd is full of popcorn kernel shells that tear up your sink wrinkle.

Korben’s asshole was on fire after releasing a Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter.

by Phat Paulie August 6, 2025

Juicy Kernels

When someone has luxurious feet and toes. Delectable even.

Person 1: "Yo bro look at those juicy kernels"

Person 2 "Shut the f*** up freak boy."

by H30del December 30, 2024

Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?

by DrSeaman February 28, 2025