Kernersville

A small town in the Piedmont region of North Carolina. With a population 22,309, don't be fooled. This town is fucking boring. The only attractions are that old house on Main Street, the bowling alley, a roller rink, the out of date movie theatre, and Wal-Mart. The school system is shitty, and way behind the semi advanced learners of Guilford County. There are hardly any white people, because they all hate the overwhelming amount of asshole Mexicans that moved in, so they left. The entire town only has one 4-way intersection.

Kernersville, North Carolina. Now changing its name to Little Mexicoville!

by Homonym. April 17, 2010

kener

a weird guy who can talk in Spanish and English. wears ordinary clothes and is some times funny.

That kener guy is funny but sometimes a jerk.

by Penispoper May 31, 2017

keyner

Keyner is a really interesting guy to know. He’s the type to watch poker and pool games. His high intelligence and his way of speaking makes him an even more interesting guy. He’s just all around an interesting person to know.

Keyner, you watch poker? You’re an interesting guy, man.

by That one guy 1234 October 16, 2019

Kepler

The hottest mf on the planet they are daddy i would gladly suck there cock

Wow theres a kepler over there!
*drools*

by F^(km3D4dDy May 27, 2022

peyton keener

Peyton Keener’s are super honest, cute, funny, and have huge dicks.

“Look it’s Peyton Keener!”
“Look at him he’s so hot!”
“I should ask him out!”

by Oopsksksksksksk October 10, 2019

Keener

An individual that consumes a large portion of their life dedicated to schoolwork yet still has the time and desire to party in moderate amounts.

I'm not a nerd; I'm just a keener sometimes -- love keeping up with readings, finishing assignments early and start studying for test 3 weeks before it.

by Ancah January 7, 2010

Kepler

A really sweet Asian guy that has really big abs. He's not an open book so to know about him you have to be pretty close. At first he may seem hostile but as your relationship strengthens, you two are tied for life. Kepler is one of those people that make up for their mistakes in ways that can never be repayed. If you meet a Kepler, don't take your friendship for granted. In a relationship, take it slow. Don't play Kepler he will never trust you. He is the type of person you can always trust and although sometime he may be a pain, as much as you want him out of your life, you can't stand to he without him. They are usually Bronies.

Sandy: hey how's you and Kepler doin?!

Roxy: FABULOUS we made out while watching My Little Pony!

Sandy: oh god no

by Bob Crapo January 11, 2014