Guy 1: do you know Kelvin the ostaf rizzler?
Guy 2: I know, he's the ostaf rizzler that's a thermometer!
Guy 2: I know, he's the ostaf rizzler that's a thermometer!
by barkerski May 29, 2024

describes a person who has a big shlong and can satisfy all your pleasures. Massive and huge thats all I can say.
Boy 1: I think my girl slept with kelvin
Boy 2: why
Boy 1: her pussy was so loose
Girl: I'm sorry it was just SOO BIG
Boy 2: why
Boy 1: her pussy was so loose
Girl: I'm sorry it was just SOO BIG
by hellomax45 January 30, 2021

A temperature that is below absolute zero
by Kelvin_Official August 20, 2016

by Bigbootyhoe127 August 6, 2019

A youngg sturbbon lad who has a stupid ego , selfish at times and tall and tiny he eats a lot but doesn't grow fat
by Romie 007 November 25, 2021

Kelvin: Kevin who has a L
by OfficialyDone January 15, 2023

the boy with the extremely large brain and has every one asking him for help but he tries to get girls but when they see his tic tac toe they run in terror
kelvin 15
by niggas daddy November 5, 2020
