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MAGA In The Front, Kamala In The Back

A white, Middle-American mom who attends Trump rallies and publicly identifies with the MAGA crowd, but also covertly cheats on her white husband with Black men.
Tristan: Man, Trent's mom is really pulling for Trump, she must have been around town planting signs all month.

Keith: Ya, it looks like that, but from what I hear, she is more of a MAGA in The Front, Kamala In The Back type mom, is what I have heard from my friends on the football team.

Tristan: Totally makes sense, Trent's dad is always out of town and she DOES cheer pretty hard for the High School football team, even though Trent is 25 now.
by Mike109999 September 9, 2025
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Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris has been named the thickest politician
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Tulsi Vs Kamala

You see how the conservatives have all been pushing this the last couple of days?
Hym "You were right about the DEI hire bit but that was obvious. But you see what happened? They went straight to Tulsi Vs Kamala. I WAS CORRECT in saying that, wasn't I? Yessirybob! What did I tell you? They are hitting all the Chakra points. 8 trigrams 64 palms. But seriously though... Ha-Wa-Ii?"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Kamala

1: A frothy mixture of saliva, semen, and vomit that dribbles from a female partner's mouth after gagging during fellatio.

2: Biting, pejorative term used to describe a leftist autocrat; a component of the radical left who embraces tax hikes, social spending hikes, anti-freedom legislation in every conceivable form, and adherence to the strictest tenets of the Communist Manifesto.

3. First name of U.S. Senator from California and Vice President of the United States who "democratically" ran for president by surreptitiously undermining her running mate's campaign, getting on the ballot through backroom deals without ever having won a single primary vote, and campaigning through deceptive advertising without doing any interviews or press conferences.
Upon entering the darkened room, I noticed Elizabeth Warren choking on Obama's cock while he groaned in relief at finally climaxing into her throat while imagining all of the money he was making on backroom deals. Then, leaning back, wimpering, she wiped the kamala from her lips.
by Neo Eon One August 22, 2024
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Comrade Kamala

Kamala Harris is the highest ranking official who doesn't officially have dementia yet her cognitive ability is worse than Crooked Joe Biden's. Harris is an original marxist prosecutor who got 0 votes in the primary but was installed by the fascists, communists, and globalists who comprise the democrat party elite. Her low IQ is probably one of the reasons she is easy to control by the marxists, but that doesn't mean that she is any less dangerous. Comrade Kamala and her handlers are weaponizing government to persecute political opponents like President Trump. Border Czar Kamala also caused the invasion of 11 million illegal aliens. You would think that this would be widely condemned nation-wide but the average far-left lunatic actually cheers for her destruction of America. We need Trump back in office ASAP.
Comrade Kamala and the gun grabbers, globalists, looters, criminals, terrorists, illegal aliens, blue-haired mental patients, and pedophiles who support her collectively turned America into a third-world banana republic.
by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024
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Kamala Harris

No, she's got the charisma of a turnip. Can't articulate a cogent point on literally any topic. She literally started the war in Ukraine with her own mouth by going there and announcing that they were inviting Ukraine into Nato. If she didn't know they weren't allowed to join Nato she's incompetent. If she DID know then she deliberately started a war.
Hym "Kamala Harris couldn't even beat Tulsi Gabbard. Out of all of the democratic candidates she was the least popular candidate. The only reason you were even able to win the last election is that you were allowed to watch the tallying of votes in real time and then just continue sending votes in, AFTER THE DEADLINE, until you won. A combination of a soft deadline and priming your autistic viewers into believing Trump is an existential threat. You just aren't going to win. You're not going to win against them. You aren't going to win against me. And you are all going to suffer the consequences of doing this to me and (beyond that) I am going to MAXIMIZE THOSE CONSEQUENCES TO THE EXTREME!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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KAMALA

WHEN CONFRONTED BY QUESTION OR AN ISSUE THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW OR BE AWARE OF, ONE BREAKS INTO LAUGHTER TO DEFLECT ABSOLUTE IGNORANCE. TYPICALLY DONE IN FORMAL AND SERIOUS SITUATIONS.
WE SPENT HOURS WITH THE AUDITORS AFTER THEIR REVIEW; WHEN THE LEAD AUDITOR ASKED REGGIE WHAT THE NATURE OF THE VARIANCE IN REVENUE CONSISTED OF. REGGIE LOOKED DUMBFOUNDED AND PULLED A KAMALA, AND THEN SAID SOMETHING INNOCUOUS, THAT PISSED OFF THE AUDIT TEAM.
by RONDO MONDO August 23, 2021
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