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kleenex baby

A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation.
I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom!
by Timmies February 27, 2008
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Kleenex

The thing that's ready to bear all your boogers no matter how boogerily boogery they are.
Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhhhh-- *grab Kleenex* pikaCHOO!
by Ihuj Irtahk December 28, 2009
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Kleenex

Preferred hygiene product used by women (and presumably men) after intercourse, resulting from intra-vaginal or intra-anal climax, to prevent unnecessarily soiling bed-sheets/couch/carpet/upholstery/car-seat with the deposited ejaculate, which may subsequently trickle onto said fuck spots.
Convenient, cheap, quick and absorbent, the Kleenex is the ideal way to prevent nasty love juice stains.

Synonyms: Snot rag, hanky, handkerchief, tissue
“Give me a fucking Kleenex or you’ll sleep on the really wet spot!”

I’m sorry! I don’t have a Kleenex for clean up. Use your hand, the toilet is only a few steps away.”
by Loobert July 8, 2005
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Pink Kleenex

The act of, while in the act of cunnilingus, taking the girl's labia and mimicking the action of blowing your nose.
Man, last night I gave Krystal the Pink Kleenex... she didn't go for it.
by Mr. Bone Daddy November 22, 2004
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kleenex condom

When a guy is about to ejaculate from masturbating, he readies a "kleenex condom" - in other words, wraps tissue paper over the top of his dick, as to catch the semen and prevent making a mess.

It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.
Jimmy yanked his Jimmy and then felt like he was about to come, so he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and made a kleenex condom on his ding-a-ling.
by Doo-da June 4, 2007
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kleef

the process of buying crack from a black man and selling it to a chinese man...for profit of course.
I totally kleefed in the hallway this morning.
by jasper jones October 24, 2005
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Kleenices

The "scientific" plural of Kleenex. Modeled after index-indices, matrix-matrices, etc. Pronounced KLEEN-ih-seez.
Seems like you're getting a bad cold, Lena. Your nose is running. Take some Kleenices with you.
by pentozali December 28, 2005
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