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a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.
-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
by maks July 23, 2004
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Denan Kemp

Denan Kemp, King of the Goosey. A man who provides life to all NRL followers. A man who is soo arousing, others want to be him. He has the best glutes you’ll see and never disappoints on a Saturday.
Ohhhh wowww! That Denan Kemp is the definition of arousal.
by Sogs bruh October 17, 2019
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foster kemp

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Kemp

Someone who has a very untidy house and never leaves no matter the weather.
Hey, u seem like a Kemp
by Johnson Haley February 6, 2022
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Kemp

Popular street name for Ket, unique to Derby
Let’s get on kemp tonight
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Hemp Kempe

Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)
Don't be such a Hemp Kempe man, you're getting on everyone's nerves.
by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021
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Kempe

Your a Kempe
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