confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

Kemp

Popular street name for Ket, unique to Derby

Let’s get on kemp tonight

by Kayalana June 14, 2020

joey kemp

Pussyslayer that is very prone to high blood pressure aka saltiness and nuts when he gets a 100 on a test only in algebra 2.

He's very salty, he must be Joey kemp.

by Ap242002 December 6, 2016

Kemp

Someone who has a very untidy house and never leaves no matter the weather.

Hey, u seem like a Kemp

by Johnson Haley February 6, 2022

Kemp

A person or persons who are negative and use that negativity to bring down others.

The kemp was around to spoil a great occasion.

by Green and Yellow July 7, 2023

lil kemp

an upcoming rapper that is going to own the rap game

LiL Kemp is such a great rapper

by LiL Purp Hurt February 20, 2018

Denan Kemp

Denan Kemp, King of the Goosey. A man who provides life to all NRL followers. A man who is soo arousing, others want to be him. He has the best glutes you’ll see and never disappoints on a Saturday.

Ohhhh wowww! That Denan Kemp is the definition of arousal.

by Sogs bruh October 17, 2019