Skip to main content

Kelvin The Ostaf Rizzler

Guy 1: do you know Kelvin the ostaf rizzler?
Guy 2: I know, he's the ostaf rizzler that's a thermometer!
by barkerski May 29, 2024
mugGet the Kelvin The Ostaf Rizzlermug.

Kelvin

A short bitch that likes to get fucked in the ass by a guy name randy
Randy: kelvin come here a get this dick I
by Bigbootyhoe127 August 6, 2019
mugGet the Kelvinmug.

kelvin

A person that try to act fine and he's not. Probably has big forehead and lip. With a nasty body type. He is also someone that tries to be funny. That is a kelvin.
Kelvin with a nasty body type and goofy looking face.
by hestheguy November 20, 2023
mugGet the kelvinmug.

Kelvin

A youngg sturbbon lad who has a stupid ego , selfish at times and tall and tiny he eats a lot but doesn't grow fat
he is quiet small he is a kelvin
by Romie 007 November 25, 2021
mugGet the Kelvinmug.

Kelvin

Asian. That one scary guy who plays shooter games. Tall and has the most pale skin as a result of not seeing the sun for so long. He's a nice person if you get to know him, he can be clingy as fuck but that's why he's so sweet. I never got the chance to date a kelvin before but if you get the chance to, then you're one hell of a lucky bitch.

Will go and scavenge the deep ends of nhentai.net to find you some good hentai, even if he doesn't like it, because he's so fucking sweet and would do that for you. Please do not leave him on read.

Has eyebags that look cool on him as a result of no sleep. Likes to use emoticons such as ":), :/, :>, :<". Sometimes sought after gay classmates. He can probably drop kick your ass if you make him mad. If this were America then he'd probably be the quiet kid that ends up shooting the school. Did I also mention how sweet he is??
"Goddamnit Kelvin you stole my ace"

"Kelvin please stop beatboxing, I'm dying"
by AMemberOfTheVortexShithole November 22, 2021
mugGet the Kelvinmug.

Kelvin Henry

A Vietnamese male who is a gamer and has a huge penis and a wide butthole. He is very attractive.
Yo this Kelvin Henry guy is turning me on.
by Mwegegegegege May 14, 2021
mugGet the Kelvin Henrymug.

Kelvin

He is God he owns everything and is the best person ever if u disagree u are wrong
Kelvin is the best
by Stfu_ni99@ November 10, 2021
mugGet the Kelvinmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email