Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.
by Master Bradford June 22, 2016

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Kelvin is a math teacher now
by ar mui bye November 22, 2021

A friendly, peculiar, mysterious, unpredictable fellow....very adorable and charming. Very funny and stylish. He will make you say 'LOL' a lot. Has good taste when it comes to women, fashion, etc. Sometimes shy. Full of Positive energy. You don't want to get on his nerves. Strong-willed. Very loyal. Has an intense gaze . Someone you wouldn't want to lose.
by Lilivivid January 24, 2022

by IloveTYS June 11, 2024

short for zero kelvin/absolute zero (the lowest possible temperature); an adjective used to describe something to be the coolest of cool
by megs0224 April 18, 2021

by Bigbootyhoe127 August 6, 2019
