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julio

It is slang for weed or marijuana.

Julio refers to weed in the song "Me and Julio down by the schoolyard" by Paul Simon.
"Me and Julio down by the schoolyard".
by mike allen andrews September 17, 2016
mugGet the juliomug.

[Julio]

A smaller, round turd that exits out after the larger business is complete or by itself.
I thought I was done pooping but then a Julio came rolling out much to my surprise.
by Human 3 January 19, 2018
mugGet the [Julio]mug.

julio

A fuckboy pussy acts like a dick cheats on girls not loyal exboyfriend
Her ex was julio
by jlovepet December 17, 2016
mugGet the juliomug.

julio

by okayangie February 2, 2017
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Crazy Julio

The act of pouring hot pepper juice on ones penis before inserting into the vagina during a doggy style love making session, then, during the act, screaming obscenities in Spanish while punching each butt cheek with your fists in a flailing motion.
I gave Sally a Crazy Julio last night and now she wants me to marry her!
by Lil Pleat November 12, 2007
mugGet the Crazy Juliomug.

Julio Angel

One who is beyond perfection. A guy that is so handsome he is often called beautiful. He can usually sing and act and is a hopeless romantic. He is usually the guy that seems too good to be true but no one will realize it until he has moved on. Usually of latin descent Julio Angel is able to seduce anyone with just one look. He is Classy, agile, intelligent and talented. Julio Angel is the epitome of what a real man should be.
I wish i had Julio Angel. Julio Angel is the best i've ever had. I should have never let go of Julio Angel.
by All knowing one.. February 3, 2010
mugGet the Julio Angelmug.

julio bravo

Literally the fiercest bitch in the game. Basically beyonce. Straight or gay, it doesn't matter, julio bravo will take yo man. Most always a top, unless you are the only exception.
Emma: I caught my boyfriend bottoming for another guy!
Zach: was he a tall large homosexual?

Emma: yeah
Zach: definitely a julio bravo.
by babykochamma December 15, 2013
mugGet the julio bravomug.

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