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Muffin Juggler

1. One who prefers intercourse with fat chicks.

2. Someone who has a habit of hooking up with fat women, whether preferred or not.
"Yo, check out that kid with all them fat chicks around him." -Bro 1

"Yeah, he's definitely a Muffin Juggler." -Bro 2
by Ecyr-B November 20, 2011
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Juggalo-Chuggalo

The grossest part of the Juggalo Initiation Ritual. Before an ICP fan can become a Juggalo, he has to endure a series of challenging homosexual tests to prove his loyalty to the Juggalo lifestyle. In this, the final test, all male members of the Juggalo "family" jerk off and cum in a glass. The initiate must drink all the semen as the group chants "Juggalo Chuggalo!"
I could call myself a Wicked Juggalo Ninja, I had to Juggalo-Chuggalo all my friends' cum. It tasted like Faygo!
by DownWitDaKlown February 5, 2010
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juggacide

The extermination of all juggalos and juggalettes.
The children were very excited to participate in the upcoming juggacide.
by skramzgarett January 31, 2010
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Austrian Juggle

n,v. the act or action of simultaneously having a coffee, cigarette, and a pastry, esp. strudel in your hands. Most performers of this act may wear designer glasses and a sweater over a button-up t-shirt, buttoned to the very top. Mostly seen outside a Kaffeehaus or universities around the world
Hey, that Grad student in Literature is smoking, drinking coffee, blogging on their MacPro, and eating Streusselkuchen at the same time, that is the best Austrian Juggle ever.
by Hard as Tits October 28, 2009
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Juggling

Trying to date multiple people at the same time, to have multiple sexual partners during the same period in one's life
Guy: "Isn't stressful having a girlfriend, a wife, and 2 side jawns?!?!?"

Guy2: "It's called juggling my man, only the strong survive!"
Guy: "Whatever dude, have fun catching herpes"
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015
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juggalos remorse

Regretting ever having been a juggalo; a juggalo hangover.
Person 1: Where's your facepaint?
Person 2: I don't wear that stuff anymore, I have juggalos remorse
by chuckolas November 1, 2009
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Juggalo Push

Another word for pushing mongo. Pushing your skateboard with your front foot, the technique most commonly used by juggalos.
Bro, you gotta stop using those sloppy Juggalo Pushes.
by SenorJJ August 10, 2010
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