jive

v) to be consistent with, match up.
n) B.S.

His pimpin' clothes and his hooptie ride just don't jive.

Don't think I'm going to believe all that jive.

by C W Gray April 19, 2006

Jiverlicious

Means you're full up the ying yang in Jivers.
-see entry flukejiver

Shaft, sometimes know by the pseudonym Flukejiver, is one jiverlicious badass.

by J|THE|Rad December 25, 2009

Jesus Jive

A dance performed at a VBS or any very high energy worship service.

"Wow Mary Magdalene is really getting into her Jesus Jive!"

by Mablé Rekrek July 27, 2014

Jive

Adjective: ridiculous, superfluous, unnecessary, or foolish.

Generally a description paired with turkey, but any combination is acceptable.

Why you gotta be trippin'? Jive white ass turkey.

by Jonathon McLeod October 28, 2011

Juivebear

A small furry animal. Once prevalent in Europe (especially France), this close relative of the human is often under four feet tall and frequently confused with a gerbil. In modern times, they can be quite hard to find, spending the majority of their time in juivebear caves, where it is believed that they eat poosage almost constantly. While their mating habits are largely a mystery to researchers, empirical data suggests that they frequently seek out human mates belonging to ethnic minorities, particularly Pakistanis.

The juivebear snatched the poosage from the Pakistani man before hastily scrambling back into the dark cave she had originally popped out of.

by Banderthall November 25, 2007

jaivesh

They are cute, incredibly sweet, handsome, cool and funny.

The girl who they fall in love with is so lucky to have such an amazing guy.

They are hot guys.

They have this to die for humor.

They make girls hearts melt for them.

They are a bit awkward around the girl they fall for because they really love her.

Girl 1: omg he is so sweet! He brought me flowers!

Girl 2: aww!!! I wish he would like me!

Girl 3: he is a total Jaivesh! So sweet and romantic!

by Anonymous_person498 September 9, 2013

jive

Colorful form of speaking. Sometimes hard to follow.

1> Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... Got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. Ya know?
2> Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
1> I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
2> Eh. Yo know yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
1> Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty, yak 'em, leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em.
2> Cold got to be! You know? Sheeiiiiiiiit.

by MoonKnight January 5, 2003