Simón José

I s a good person, but in some stressful cases, his laugh is contagious, like his penis, very funny, but lonely at the same time, his first love was a failure, and the one that followed after that too, he hates the Samuels but nothing compares to him I hate that he has SOSO.

I had a Simon, the great man, but he became a fag

Simón José is definition comes from YES, which means positive, yes to everything.

by Sancha August 4, 2023

José

When someone ignores you so bad you feel like you need to go back to Mexico.

Person A : Hi how are you ?
*Person B doesn't answer because he doesn't have any fuck to give*
Persone C to Person A: You got José so hard bro !

by Jozon November 23, 2016

Maria José

Es la chica más hermosa e interesante que alguien pueda conocer, es la chica con la que cualquiera soñaría poder estar, ella es única a su manera, nadie se compara con ella, es una chica muy especial, es la más cool de su grupo de amigos, cualquiera que esté con ella es demasiado afortunado y lo envidio mucho, ella simplemente es perfecta con ese hermoso cabello rojo y esos hipnotizantes ojos, su risa es como una melodía que te hace sentir bien, al estar con ella nunca vas a aburrirte, ella siempre te sacará una sonrisa con sus locuras, ella llama la atención de todos y no sólo por su belleza sino también por su gran personalidad y por eso tiene demasiados amigos, así que si tienes a una Maria José en tu vida debes saber que tienes muchísima suerte y que no vas a arrepentirte de haberla conocido.

S: Maria José es tan hermosa, me encanta demasiado.

D: Si lo sé, ella es muy linda.

by sandmalwaysforever April 9, 2022

José Carreras

Not Pavarotti, not Domingo.

ELAINE: Who else is on the show?

JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors.

ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?!

JERRY: Uh.. It's not Pavarotti.. It's not Domingo..

José Carreras: Cringes...

by enroiv August 30, 2019

Saint José

A Saint-José is a brazillian football fan that believes each brazillian youngster is a generational talent.

I never knew you were a Saint José.

by not_generel_at_all February 19, 2022

José Osuna

A fictional person invented to reassure students that they can write an E-Mail to, so he can solve their problems.

If you have any problems, you should send an E-Mail to José Osuna.

by AmazingMilk3 December 18, 2017

José

He’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. He's always got my back and I got hers. He is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. He’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. He makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. He’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a José, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!

“Yo man José totally just made my day”
“Of course, that’s just what he does!”

by japoneseguy November 21, 2021