José is the God form of any Mexican giving the power of enchilada and guacamole. Basically Mexican Shazam.
by Josê April 29, 2021

The 11 year old who decided to troll his entire nation (Mexico) on January 10, 2020 by shooting up his private school Columbine style, with his custom made Natural Selection shirt, his 22 caliber Glock as well as his 40 caliber Glock, and killing 1 teacher and injuring 6 others then committing heroism and turning the gun on himself (Inspired by his heros and idols Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold).
José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.
One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.
RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.
José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.
One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.
RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.
Alex: Did you see on the news? An 11 year old, José Ángel Ramos Betts committed suicide in a school shooting he started.
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11
by Spergs June 20, 2023

Simon, a charming person, but at the same time stressful, a great friend, and a great person, although sometimes stressful, he has great erotic thoughts, and a small penis, a nice person, his first love was a failure, and his second too, he hates the Samuels but what he hates the most is SOSO
by Sancha August 4, 2023

José Theodore has gorgeous brown eyes.
José Theodore makes ladies swoon.
All men wish they could be half as sexy as José Theodore.
José Theodore is a BAMF.
José Theodore makes ladies swoon.
All men wish they could be half as sexy as José Theodore.
José Theodore is a BAMF.
by mrsvalden June 11, 2011

Es la chica más hermosa e interesante que alguien pueda conocer, es la chica con la que cualquiera soñaría poder estar, ella es única a su manera, nadie se compara con ella, es una chica muy especial, es la más cool de su grupo de amigos, cualquiera que esté con ella es demasiado afortunado y lo envidio mucho, ella simplemente es perfecta con ese hermoso cabello rojo y esos hipnotizantes ojos, su risa es como una melodía que te hace sentir bien, al estar con ella nunca vas a aburrirte, ella siempre te sacará una sonrisa con sus locuras, ella llama la atención de todos y no sólo por su belleza sino también por su gran personalidad y por eso tiene demasiados amigos, así que si tienes a una Maria José en tu vida debes saber que tienes muchísima suerte y que no vas a arrepentirte de haberla conocido.
by sandmalwaysforever April 9, 2022

He’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. He's always got my back and I got hers. He is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. He’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. He makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. He’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a José, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!
by japoneseguy November 21, 2021

a José is a type of adult that desires or engages in sexual relations with a child; it may be either homosexual or heterosexual in nature.
by PedoHater123 March 8, 2019
