do a jorge

to miss an important appointment or event, especially by missing a plane, due to being magnificently drunk

Example 1

A: So did you already arrive in Ireland?
B: No, I did a Jorge again, I passed out drunk and didn't wake up until now with a broccoli in my hand

Example 2
A: Please, it's important that you are here tomorrow, make sure you don't do a Jorge this time.

by IsaacYo February 8, 2012

Jorge

HOTTEst guy ever

Jorge my boobs r very heavy, can u hold them for me??

by brookesmainhoehannibal June 1, 2016

Foreskin-jogging

Male masturbation.

Ala: jacking off, beating off, wanking, etc.

by Cappy1 June 12, 2004

JORDIN TOOTOO

The first person of Inuit descent to be drafted by an NHL team. Known for devastating hits, fighting, delivering concussions, dislocating shoulders, and eating raw meat. He is so attractive that one can achieve orgasm just by looking at him.

Jordin Tootoo is a BAMF.

by Tuesday Knight December 18, 2006

Jorgasm

When a joke is so funny that the physical response is akin to that of an orgasm. Usually paired with words like "oh, oh God! Yes!"

"Oh God! That joke was so funny I just jorgasmed (in my pants)!"

by Foxykubs May 7, 2011

Jorgitas

Burrito as a taco deep freid with fajitas inside

Many I had some delicious Jorgitas at Taco Bell last night and man....was that a mistake later in the morning.

by Rafikster April 21, 2009

jorgina

A girl.

Oh look a Jorgina is walking down the hall.

by ALKdnJJKHDAJK December 8, 2017